In this silly soft-core sex comedy, Tony Kenyon is Custer Firkeshaw, the owner of a girlie magazine. He stands to inherit a fortune… If he can get married and have a baby within a year. When he (and his relatives) find out from his doctor that he only has 13 more…uh, attempts-at-procreating left in him, the relatives set out to ensure that he uses them all up, so that they can inherit the property.

Reparto

Mark Jones

Peter

Alan Selwyn

Bernie Selby

Margaret Burton

Aunt Sophie

Raymond Young

Uncle Clifton

David Pugh

Cousin Henry

Maggie Wright

Sybil

Jennifer Westbrook

Miranda

Bobby Sparrow

Beryl

Heather Deeley

Intruder

Ron Cook

Telegram Boy

Andee Cromarty

2nd Old Lady

Candida Hershman

Nurse Lashing

Andrea Allan

1st Old Lady

Cosey Fanni Tutti

Gas Girl

Paula Martin

Jane