The Cobblers Arms have been the best and most feared Amateur Rugby League team for the past ten years. Ex-pro Arthur bets their boss that he could train a bunch of deadbeats to defeat them in a local rugby sevens tournament. But to do so he must first get them into shape with the help of the very attractive Hazel Scott.

Reparto

Gary Olsen

Arthur Hoyle

Samantha Womack

Hazel Scott

Neil Morrissey

Steve

Ralph Brown

Phil

Richard Ridings

Frank

Adrian Hood

Tommy

David MacCreedy

Tony

Griff Rhys Jones

Ray Mason, Radio York commentator

Tony Slattery

Reg Welch

Jane Thornton

Doreen Hoyle

John Thomson

Stan

Susan Tully

June

Brian Glover

Jack, Doreen's Father

Jenny Jules

Carol

Nicholas Lane

Colin West

Maria Pastel

Vicky

Polly Jackson

Betty

Iain Rogerson

Ambulance Man

Adam Fogerty

Wayne, Cobbler's Arms Team

Matt Andrews

Scott, Cobbler's Arms Team

Gethyn Mills

Cute, Cobbler's Arms Team

Terry Arnold

Muscles, Cobbler's Arms Team

David Issac

Crusher, Cobbler's Arms Team

Rob Justice

Skylab, Cobbler's Arms Team

Gareth Jones

Slash, Cobbler's Arms Team

Keith Jamal Evans

Beefy, Cobbler's Arms Team

Nigel Jones

Crunch, Cobbler's Arms Team

Petrina Phillips

Female Boxer

Ayshen Phillips

Female Boxer

Gareth Howells

Boxing Referee

Ray Gravell

1st Referee

Ron Mills

2nd Referee

Mark Thomas

3rd Referee

Elizabeth Godber

Little Girl