Dirty Movie

Emily Donahoe

Sue

Christopher Meloni

The Producer

Diane Neal

Nancy

Stylist B.

Tarnishe'D Silva

Robert Klein

The CEO

Mario Cantone

The Director

Cyndi Lauper

Little Johnny's Mom

Adam Ferrara

Dr. Feelgood

John Scurti

Sheriff

Victoria Clark

Teacher

Joe Starr

Coach

Adam Sietz

Morty

Caitlin FitzGerald

Bank Teller

John Lavelle

The Writer

Lyndsey Anderson

Sexy Bartender

Sam Oz Stone

Little Johnny

Larry Holmes

The Judge

Josh Frieser

Producer as a Boy

Livia Scott

Nun

Emmanuel Yarborough

Janitor

David Coe

First BJ Guy

Stephanie Gatschet

Wife

Natalie Harrah

Hot Girl at Chalkboard

Travis Kauppila

Young Hillbilly #1

Tom DiNardo

Older Hillbilly

Kirk Gagnon

Young Hillbilly #2

Boomer Tibbs

Boardmember #1

Leah Lapidus

Boardmember #2

Bill Rapp

Boardmember #3

Sheila Mart

Eleanor

Ginger Rich

Boardmember #5

Terence Exodus

Bingo Man

Joy Seligsohn

Candy Lady

Sammy Marten

Veterinarian

George Chevallier

Birthday Boy

Ted Ferguson

Joke-Telling Priest

Claudia L. Brown

Cheap Trick

Alan Donnes

Bartender

Chris Henry

Production Assistant

Alec Lynch

Little Johnny's Brother

Tanner Colby

Gay Taxidermist

Andrew Wuestenfeld

Pirate

Kent Cassella

Widower

Hannah Stoor

Girl at School

Marisa Valente

English Teacher

Roger Byers

Priest with Pizza

Bryan Fitzgerald

Auditioner #1

Andrew Ward

Auditioner #2

Scott Rossini

Auditioner #3

Lindsey E. Vuolo

Self

Jeanine Hill

Nude Auditioner / Vienna Sausage Girl

Debbie Schwartz

Topless Twin #1

Lauren Schwartz

Topless Twin #2

Jordanna James

Sexy Midget

Max Rock

Chunks Owner

Asher Suss

Parish Priest

Richard Labit

Little Boy at School

Todd Levin

Man Who Orders Hot Dog

David Thornton

Little Johnny's Dad

Greg White

Bad Actor

Stephanie Restivo

Stripper #1

Josh Duffy

Surfer

Bianca Del Rio

Drag Queen

Doua Moua

Wing Thai

Blaire Whitney

Good Sport

Art Schorr

Vienna Sausage Grandpa

John D'Leo

Vienna Sausage Boy

Joe Melendez

FBI Agent

Shavon Ryan

Stripper #2

Bettina Niedermann

Tiffany

Chloe Whiteford

Hairy Chested Girl

Jana Dendinger

Brunette Bikini Babe

Brandy Moon

Big Boob Blonde

Hans Freiwald

Sperm Donor

Richard Kohn

Old Vienna Sausage Guy

Hawk French

Eddie

Sophia Meloni

Suzy

Anthony Cumberbatch Jr.

Black Midget

Matthew Seife

Tutu Boy

Connor Denis

Big Mormon

Chip Rybak

Little Mormon

Rose Lamarche

Bikini Lady