Wilt

Mel Smith

Inspector Flint

Griff Rhys Jones

Henry Wilt

Alison Steadman

Eva

Roger Lloyd Pack

Dr Pittman

Diana Quick

Sally

Jeremy Clyde

Hugh

Roger Allam

Dave

David Ryall

Rev. Froude

Dermot Crowley

Braintree

John Normington

Treadaway

Tony Mathews

Gladden

Charles Lawson

Cranham

Gabrielle Blunt

Mrs. Bulstrode

Edward Clayton

Mossop

Jeffrey Chiswick

Macari

Julia McCarthy

Mrs. McClaren

Geoffrey McGivern

Mr. Yeo

Tai Ling

Manageress

Christopher Saul

Vice Principal

Barbara Hicks

Ms Clinch

Adam Bareham

Board

Ian Barritt

Science Teacher

Togo Igawa

Japanese Visitor

Fergus McLarnon

Jessell

Mark Monero

Figgis

Sam Smart

Gilmore

Christopher Priest

Student

Josephine Tewson

Miss Leuchars

Ken Drury

Farmiloe

David Quilter

Boffin

Debra Hearst

WPC Longman

Beccy Wright

WPC Duncan

Dan Hildebrand

Constable

Don Williams

Adam

Billy Geraghty

Dee-Jay

Imogen Claire

Party Guest

Peter Gluckstein

Party Guest

Gina McKee

Party Guest

Neville Phillips

Party Guest

Ann Queensberry

Party Guest

Jim Dunk

Urwin

Sidney Livingstone

Barney

Stewart Harwood

Driver

John Melainey

Reporter

Alex Scurr

Boy who sticks his tongue out