No Kidding

Leslie Phillips

David Robinson

Geraldine McEwan

Catherine Robinson

Julia Lockwood

Fenella / Vanilla

Irene Handl

Mrs. Spicer

Esma Cannon

District Nurse

Noel Purcell

Tandy

Joan Hickson

Cook

June Jago

Matron

Cyril Raymond

Col. Matthews

Alan Gifford

Edgar Treadgold

Sydney Tafler

Mr. Rockbottom

Brian Oulton

Vicar

Eric Pohlmann

King

Patricia Jessel

Queen

Brian Rawlinson

Will

Michael Sarne

Henri

Joy Shelton

Mrs. Rockbottom

Earl Cameron

Black Father

Pearl Prescod

Black Mother

Peter Howell

Father of Angus

Marion Mathie

Helen Treadgold

Peggy Simpson

Mother of Angus

Noel Hood

Vicar's Wife

Cyril Chamberlain

Cafe Proprietor

Christopher Witty

Richard Robinson

Martin Stephens

Angus

Francesca Annis

Priscilla

Haydn Evans

Lionel

Michael Gowdy

Dandy Big Treadgold

Janet Bradbury

Dandy Little Treadgold

Keith Lacey

Hassan

Mark Milleham

Suleiman

Millicent Kerr

Eileen

Louise Redman

Margaret

Chris Adcock

Cab Driver (uncredited)

Pat Ryan

Chauffeur (uncredited)

Del Watson

Man in Cafe (uncredited)

Del Baker

Treadgold's chauffeur (uncredited)

Douglas Ives

Taxi Driver (uncredited)

Fred Machon

Chauffeur (uncredited)